Jon's Jokes - Blind Cashier
The lady says, "Excuse me sir, can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
"Ma'am, I'm completely blind," the man says, "But if you'll drop it on the counter I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
Not fully believing him, she drops the rod and reel. The associate listens closely to the sound and says, "That's a six foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10 lb. test line. It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for $20."
"That's amazing," the lady says. "I'll take it."
As she opens her purse her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard," the sales associate says.
The lady bends over to pick up the card and accidentally breaks wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he couldn't know that the was the only person around.
He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $34.50 please."
Confused, the woman asks, "Didn't you tell me that the rod and reel were on sale for $20? How does the total come to $34.50?"
"Well, it's $20 for the rod and reel, plus $11 for the duck call, and $3.50 for the bear scent."