Jon's Joke - Best Friends and Medicine

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

 Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.

They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

 The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.


 This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.

 Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.

 Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.

Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!

So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.

Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.


Loons and Moons - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with a sign that made everyone happy...


Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends. 

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