Jon's Jokes - British Humor

These are classified ads from U.K. newspapers:

Free Yorkshire Terrier.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.

Free Puppies
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog

Free Puppies
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

Wedding Dress for Sale.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

For Sale by Owner.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.  No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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