These are classified ads from U.K. newspapers:
Free Yorkshire Terrier.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
Wedding Dress for Sale.
Worn once by mistake.
For Sale by Owner.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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