Jon's Jokes - Fishing Fridays

I have heard from Jon that he is dealing with some new and ongoing health issues. I am sure he would appreciate if you all kept him and his family in your thoughts and prayers and sent good, healthy vibes his way. Even dealing with his health concerns he sent me a good joke.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and asked the wife to stand. He embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays…………..but I fish on Fridays."

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