I am hoping you all will reassure me that I’m not the only one in the world with neurotic bathroom etiquette.
I understand that there are people who really use use public restrooms. That is totally fine. I’ve been that person a time or two myself. Granted, I always smell like unicorn farts, aka cotton candy and glitter, so…But when I’m not that person and I walk into a smelly restroom I have to fight the impulse to tell anyone that happens to come in after me or that I run into in the hallway as I’m leaving, that it wasn’t me. I’ll own my own with my head down, eye contact avoiding, rushed exit, but I don’t want to own anyone else’s unicorn farts.
Does that make me crazy?